you should hoard my name for when i’m famous
ok
Brendon in 2006:Oh my goodness you guys I'm so cute, and I'm so rebellious because I'm not a mormon anymore! Grrrrr. Sex? What's sex? Oh c'mere Ryan, let me kiss your cute little face. C'mere. Oh gosh I'm so cute!
Brendon in 2008:Beer. Drugs. Beer and drugs? Holy crap I'm so fucking hot, but at the same time I'm super adorable. Come here Ryan let me straddle your arm and leg.
Brendon now:Fucking, fucking hell. Jesus Christ mother fucking fuck shit mother fuckers. FUCK. Sarah, do you guys know Sarah? She's my soon to be wife, I love her so fucking much. Dallon come here and let me fuck you right here on the stage, you tall drink of water. Beer? Did someone say beer? Fuck yeah, I'll have some beer while I kiss Dallon all over his face.
what if ryan ross walked up to you in the street, looked you dead in the eye, stroked your boob and then just floated away
no but seriously the wellington international ukulele orchestra rock my socks
for an atheist brendon makes a pretty fucking good jesus
oh happy birthday andy congrats on being old
